itsbetterthananal:

my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me

lyonsheart:

penny-hartzs:

Amy is the first one to enter Eleven’s TARDIS which is orange and bright and brand new.

Amy is lost forever and the TARDIS turns dark blue and black right after.

The TARDIS gives the Doctor one last image of Amy before he is lost forever too and she literally disguises herself in Amy’s drawings, bursting with color.

dan-is-not-on-phire:

WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

    Obliterate Me.

  •  1.Kissed a girl?
  •   2.Kissed a boy?
  •   3.Had sex in public?
  •   4.What’s your religion?
  •   5.What does your URL mean?
  •   6.Reason you joined tumblr?
  •   7.Do you have any nicknames?
  •   8.Do you like bubble bath?
  •   9.Kissed in the rain?
  •   10.Dyed your hair?
  •   11.Soup or salad?
  •   12.Vegetable or meat?
  •   13.Go out drinking?
  •   14.Smoke cigarettes?
  •   15.Smoke weed?
  •   16.Do any hard drugs?
  •   17.Have you had sex today?
  •   18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  •   19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  •   20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  •   21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
  •   22.Tried to commit suicide?
  •   23.The last time you felt broken?
  •   24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
  •   25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
  •   26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
  •   27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
  •   28.Do you sing in the shower?
  •   29.Do you dance in the car?
  •   30.Where were you yesterday?
  •   31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
  •   32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  •   33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  •   34.Is Christmas stressful?
  •   35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
  •   36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  •   37.Do you believe in ghosts?
  •   38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  •   39.Take a vitamin daily?
  •   40.Wear slippers?
  •   41.Wear a bath robe?
  •   42.What do you wear to bed?
  •   43.Do you want to get married?
  •   44.Can you curl your tongue?
  • Relationship preference: 
  •   45.How many relationships have you had?
  •   46.How can I win your heart?
  •   47.what makes a great relationship?
  •   48.Shy OR open?
  •   50.Religious OR non-religious?
  •   51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
  •   52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
  •   53.Piercings OR no piercings?
  •   54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
  •   55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
  •  Pretty please with boobs and love on top ♡

LOLing…

fyiklainesucks:

At the palpable and transparent desperation to try raising Glee’s sad ratings through tweets. Please tell me Glee never trended?

I think ‘Where is Brittany’ and ‘Santana Lopez is Back’ trended.

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat