my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it
tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t
Here’s why Peter Capaldi won’t have a signature catchphrase in the new season of Doctor Who, according to executive producer Steven Moffat.
To be honest, I’m not too sad about this. I mean, having a catchphrase wasn’t a thing for the Doctor until the show came back.
Would you like a jelly baby?
I stand corrected.
I was literally just going to say that.
how many tumblr followers do you have mom
yeah that’s what i thought
if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
i have 3 moods for characters:
- the ruler of my heart please step on me
- precious child must be protected at all costs
- complete trash yet ironically my favorite character