iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

Sorry 'Doctor Who' Fans: The New Doctor Won't Have A Catchphrase

peterichardferris:

gallifreypotato:

peterichardferris:

thedimensioningforces:

Here’s why Peter Capaldi won’t have a signature catchphrase in the new season of Doctor Who, according to executive producer Steven Moffat.

To be honest, I’m not too sad about this. I mean, having a catchphrase wasn’t a thing for the Doctor until the show came back.

Would you like a jelly baby?

I stand corrected.

I was literally just going to say that.

queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

rexuality:

if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS

every episode of scooby doo

| guy: something spooky's happening
| fred: k we'll come check it out
| fred: daphne, velma come with me
| daphne: lol okei
| shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
| velma: shut up you two
| shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
| scooby: RAGGY
| shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
| scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
| shaggy: zoinks!
| *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
| shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
| fred: what happened?
| shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
| velma: uh oh
| monster: boo
| all: AAAAH
| *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
| velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
| monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
| velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
| *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
| monster: whoops i tripped
| scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
| fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
| suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
| scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
| all: *laugh*

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

swerveycorps:

i have 3 moods for characters:

  • the ruler of my heart please step on me 
  • precious child must be protected at all costs 
  • complete trash yet ironically my favorite character
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